Weston McKennie Christian Pulisic USMNT Tres a Cero shirt
A beautiful pair of pastel pink high-heels for $150 that I thought I would rock, because for about five minutes, I thought I was going to be model one day, so I’d better act like it. Turns out I’m too short and my face is too leathery, and veiny like a bat wing. Dreams really do die in front of you. So I got an opportunity to wear them to a social do at work. I was like, “Omg. I will be a graceful gazelle. I am Naomi Campbell with a fierce walk and a fist full of someone else’s hair.” As soon as I put them on, I was not a graceful gazelle. I was that deformed hunchback from 300 that Leonidas rejects because he can’t hold up his shield. I’m persistent though. I wore them for the Weston McKennie Christian Pulisic USMNT Tres a Cero shirt so you should to go to store and get this whole ride down to the party. As soon as I stepped outside onto the concrete, I reached for my sister and said, “I can’t do this. Please swap with me.”
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